The bar had been quiet
and the drinks had been cheap. At first
it had been exactly what we wanted. We
had taken a corner table and ordered the second cheapest bottle of white wine
on the menu. But as the night wore on the
music seemed to be getting incrementally louder to the point where conversation
became practically impossible. The cheap
drinks attracted a progressively cheapening crowd, from barely-legal girls in
too-tight dresses to a gaggle of women in their mid-forties wearing black
T-shirts emblazoned with ‘Shazza’s Hen Do’ in neon pink. Each had their own inappropriate nickname
printed on the back. They’d scarcely
arrived, and already we’d witnessed Spunky Sandra consoling a tearful Anal Amy
over her no-good boyfriend. On seeing the
queue for the ladies’ snake out into the main bar, we decided that was our cue
to leave. Stumbling, giggling, past the
bouncers and out onto the chilly city streets, I stopped to take stock.
24/01/16 - Junkyard Golf Club
If there's one thing Manchester's notorious for, it's putting a quirky spin on a conventional idea. You only have to look as far as the Northern Quarter to see examples of this, but don't be fooled into thinking that this is where the boundaries lie. One of the city's latest offerings, Junkyard Golf Club, is housed in the Great Northern Warehouse (right next to the AMC Cinema) and it's exactly what it sounds like; a crazy golf course made of a combination of seemingly random things, incorporating all kinds of "junk" from charity shop bric-a-brac to old washing machines. It started life as a pop-up attraction at the end of 2015, but it's back by popular demand for another twelve week stint, sticking around until the beginning of April.
06/01/16 - The Girlfriend Review: Star Wars The Force Awakens (SPOILERS)
Although the photo below seems to tell a different story, I am very much a part-time Star Wars fan. In fact, 'fan' is probably too strong a word. It took me twenty two years to see any of the films and while I readily admit that I enjoyed them, it's not really my thing. I'm in no way au fait with that galaxy far, far away and while I have a fleeting interest, it's something I never imagined I'd find myself writing a blog post about. However, after accompanying Shaun - the Jedi in my life and the person who introduced me to the Star Wars phenomenon - to see The Force Awakens, I found myself keen to write about it from the perspective of a relative newcomer.
29/12/15 - Life Update
Remember earlier in the month when I promised that some "fun Christmassy" blog posts were on the horizon? Well, that didn't happen, did it? Oops! That seems to be very much the way of things recently; every time I tell myself I'm going to dive back into blogging, I just...don't. I have half-written posts littering up my Blogger dashboard and folders of photos on my desktop that I've never quite got around to using. I've done so many things that I could have written about, but the motivation and the time simply weren't there. But all that is going to change starting now, so here's a whistle-stop tour of my last month to get us up to speed for the New Year.